November 26, 2012

Anniversary Party With A Secret Show at the Shang!



The Shangri La is having a bitchin' four year anniversary party tomorrow night, and well, you should go. Not only will there be kegs and kegz, a photo booth by Alison Narro, tons of smiling faces, but there is also a secret show, a really FUN secret show. At first, my pea brain was churning with ideas. In my mind, I thought (hoped) the musical guest could be someone like the Texas Tornados reuniting for the holiday's inside the Shang. Somehow I'd hip-check a bitch to make my way front and center to sing Hey, Baby Que Paso as a lady Freddy Fender reincarnate. This is how my brain works. That's not the case, however, the actual musical performers will blow the roof off just the same. They bring the noise, and I'm stoked to see them at the Shangri La. It will be just like my days in college in that sweet, little town in North Texas. Come buy me a shot tomorrow and let's take questionable photos to be blasted on the interwebs the next day. Fun!

On a side note, don't you think the members of the Texas Tornados have the best names ever? Flaco Jimenez, Freddy Fender, and Augie Meyers, just to name a few. Anyone named Augie deserves a hearty motorboat by some brown sugar titties, in my opinion. Happy Anniversary, Shangri La! See you tomorrow!

November 20, 2012

Babe of the Week!

This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for hot tamales. Meet, Cecilia Mireles, this week's hot tamale Babe of the Week! Cecilia warms my little brown heart with her sassy Latina look. You all know how I love me a foxy Latina, especially one with bitchin' style, and a smartypants mouth. Dudes, come on, give this lady a kiss on her dainty brown hand because she is our Babe of the Week!

Hunk of the Week!

Austin dudes and ladies, meet this week's Hunk of the Week, Zach Blair of Rise Against! Zach is a local homie with a sweet face and a sweet heart. Check out his interview below, he drops some exciting news. Is there a Ramones tribute band in the works with him and some of the dudes from Riverboat Gamblers. Say what?! Sign me up, I'm there!! That is going to rule so hard. Ladies, give some wet kisses and tittie shakes to Hunk Zach.

November 13, 2012

Welcome, Formula One!


"Uh, how do you say, uh, 'Texas girls wild?'"
This, followed by an exaggerated hand movement around the chest area is what I envision Formula One weekend to be like. Jacques here will be cruising for Texas titties this weekend, be careful ladies. Let's ban together and form an Austin city watch, ok? Walk each other to your car, don't get in the back seat of an orange Ferarri, and be sure you keep an eye on your drink.  Like my mom always said, "If a gringo wants to drug you, chingao, that pendejo will." Mom's are wise.

With all the chaos surrounding F1 coming to Austin, I want to give a shout out to my old pal, Nascar. I want her to know I haven't forgotten about her toothless grin, and I hope she will come to Austin as well. Instead of it being a hundred bucks for a martini, we can jack up the price of Bud Light Platinum to $25 a can, and blow the roof off the Hampton Inn downtown. Let's do this!

By the way, I've been doing Jacques' voice for days. I've got this bit down pat!

November 6, 2012

Fun Fun Fun Fest - Recap in Photos

Well, that was a fucking good time! Chest bump going out to Transmission Events, and everyone involved for bringing the pain this weekend. It was great to see old friends, make some new pals, and check some bitchin' shows. Also, a BIG smooch to my pals at Volcom Entertainment for the love. See you soon, homies! Most of all, I am thankful not once did I see or hear the boner-killing sound of a dude flip-flopping around a festival in his man flops. That, as small as it seems, brought a big smile to my festival loving face. Thank you, Fun Fun Fun Fest!


Here's my weekend.

Mike Weibe of Riverboat Gamblers is taller than all of Austin.
 
 
Dudes at Project Loop's Ride the Plank
 
 
 
 
 
Valient Himself has risen!
 
 
Glory hole.
 
 
Best good friends.
 
 
 
 
Call me.
 
 
This is too cute (and she's a total Babe). 


 You, call me too.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Crowd at Run DMC
 
 
Run DMC with Jam Master Jay's son.
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 Get it girl.
 
 
Against Me!
 
 
Friday night show, or ACL invasion? Phew, thankfully it was a show.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Big ups to Industry Print Shop
 
 



Father and son Riding the Plank.


 
 
Hope you got a good shot.
 
 
Peelander Z!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Man, I love Canada. The cart guy's faceless facial expression says it all.
 
 
Babe.
 
 
 De La Soul.
 
 
Mmmm, men and tacos. Hey Fest, next year can I straddle the taco cannon while you shoot it off?
 
 
 Fists up at Valient Thorr!
 
 
 Representing Austin Facial Hair Club
 
 
 
 
 
The Briefs!
 
 
 
 
 
Everyone on stage at the Riverboat Gamblers show!
 
 
Refused underneath the owl.
 
 
 Refused.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Turbojugend bringing it on Sunday.
 
 
Check out the video bit I captured of Refused here, it rules. Until next year, FFF!
xo
 
 
 



November 2, 2012

Day 1 - FUN FUN FUN FEST

It's here! Are you excited?! Come down to the Fest today at Auditorium Shores and let's get rad! Be sure you stop by the Volcom tent to say hello, give me a titty flash and/or a smooch, and tag your photos on Instagram all weekend with #MissaustinFFF & #VolcomFFF(@missaustintexas, @volcomentertainment) to be entered into our contests. For Miss Austin, I want you to show me your fucking FUN! I wanna see your boozin', dancin', twerkin', and nipple pinchin'. Hashtag your photos at the Fest with #MissaustinFFF and I will be picking one person each day to win some Miss Austin and Volcom goodies. I want to see you people bring it!

For Volcom, come by the booth and get a limited edition screen printed T-shirt and take a photo with Skratchy, Instagram that shit and hashtag #VolcomFFF to be automatically entered in a random drawing to win a subscription to the 2013 Volcom Ent. Vinyl Club! One lucky winner will be chosen each day of the festival. RAD! We will be screening these two Scratchy designs:







Check out the Volcom bands Torche, Riverboat Gamblers, Valient Thorr, and Turbonegro:


Friday
2:15-2:55 Torche -Black Stage
3:15 Torche - autograph signing Waterloo booth

Saturday
4:00- 4:40 Riverboat Gamblers -Black Stage

Sunday
3:35- 4:15 Valient Thorr -Black Stage
4:45 Valient Thorr - autograph signing Waterloo booth
6:30 Turbonegro - autograph signing Waterloo booth
8:50-9:50 Turbonegro -Black Stage



See YOU there!!