Friday....CHOP!

I have some fun things brewing over here, more to come next week....stay tuned!
Teasers: a metal dude is bringing some action to Miss Austin, and I'm giving my picks for a certain neighborhood in our lovely city. Soon, my pretties, very soon.

It's Friday, and I feel like I'm in charge. I AM IN CHARGE.

Coachella - Are There Even Any Bands Playing?

...the fuck?                                                     (Image courtesy of LAist)

Where's the music? Where are the fans getting nutty in the crowd? Why the hell is the Coachella coverage all about flower headbands, celebrities, and fringed crop tops? And, what the fuck is with all the grown-ups dressed as fairies? Am I alone here, or do you think grown women dressed up like fairies is some cry-for-help shit? These fairies aren't even the magical, fairy dust leaving, snort some glitter, leave a $20 under your pillow kind of fairies, these are some mall fairies living in West Hollywood. Give me music, not fairies! Fucking L.A.

This festival makes me miss the shit out of Fun Fun Fun Fest.


**Update: I just saw photos of dudes starting to wear flower headbands. HAHAHA.

Solid Gold & Busy Being - Dranks and Thangs

Solid Gold and Busy-Being (1601 E. 6th Street) know how to throw a fucking party. This Thursday, April 4th they are having their grand opening party and you should go because, well, I mean, not only does this shop have some bitchin' lady finds (love their jewelry), but a little known Austin homie is playing - Tim Kerr! Holy shit, Tim Kerr is going to be playing with some friends on the corner of E. 5th & Comal, no big deal.

Busy Being, Solid Gold, vodka, and Tim Kerr on a beautiful spring evening with friends, I could shed a real tear. Congrats, ladies!

See you there!!