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Fitness Tip of the Week!

Fitness Tip of the Week!
I'm wearing my hottest Juanita Fonda thong leotard right now as I am typing this.

Coat and Tails: Shit-Squealer of the Week!

Holy shit this is the best gift ever, THE END. I’m sure we have all seen pet portraits but Coat and Tails, run by local Bryce Dishongh, really ups the anty. He specializes in hand-drawn portraits of dogs, cats - or really any animal – with graphite, charcoal or digital processes. His style is whimsical with a hint of regality. He says, “I draw dogs in human clothing mainly because I love the aesthetic of children’s book illustrations in which animals are clothed, but I also feel that pets are caught in this weird limbo between human and non-human worlds.

Hot Tamales of the Week!

To kick off the pick of the week series, I'm bringing you some loud, hot tamales to ease you into Monday. This is the kind of lady spice that will make you happily clench your butthole just enough to soften your afternoon commute, or, make your lunchtime PB&J taste like a porterhouse with sweet vagina brown butter on top.

The ladies of Las Navajas are my Hot Tamales of the Week!