Summer Shower Jams - Let's Fucking Party

Drop the towel, lady.

Guys, I've found a new summertime hobby. It's one that incorporates all of my favorite pastimes: boozin', giggling, chatting, reading, writing, bullshitting, snacking. It keeps me safe and hydrated, and I look pretty good doing it (when, I say I look good, I mean I look ridiculous). Drunk sit-down showers are my summertime jam! I'm not talking about having a nice cold tallboy while lathering up - as fun as that is - no, I'm talking sitting my drunk, stumbling ass in a memaw chair and straight chillin'. Does this mean I'm getting old?

Austin, Texas!

What an electric night in Austin, I hope you all felt it, I hope you are STILL feeling it! I am proud to stand with Texas women and their supporters for what's right. We have some new heroes in our little city, but the people who stayed and yelled and made their voice heard, really warms my heart. YOU did it.

Thank you to Wendy Davis and everyone who stood up for women's health. This is just the beginning, I have a feeling the next time we will be louder and even stronger. Let your voice be heard!  #standwithtexaswomen

I love you, Austin.

102 Free Tattoos!

My pals over at Sailor Jerry are throwing a tattoo party to commemorate the life of Norman "Sailor Jerry" Collins by giving out 102 free tattoos! Recognized as Sailor Jerry Day, June 12th is the date Collins passed away in 1973. If Collins were alive today, he would be turning 102 years old. The lovely folks at Keith Underwood's Austin Tattoo Company will be permanently branding your skin with one of Sailor Jerry's original flash designs - swallow, shark, anchor, cherry, or a nautical star. Your tattoo will be decided by your toss at the dart board below. Bullseye is your choice, dudes.