July 14, 2014

Internet Boom! - 5 Instagram People to Follow and 1 Must Have App

Quit being so serious. This statement pretty much applies to my everyday life, this blog, and most of all, social media. I look to my computer phone for information, a little creative release (among other releases), and giggles. Lots and lots of giggles.

June 2, 2014


Let me start by saying that I love me some stylish ladies and dudes. I am in to, and shop at quite a few vintage shops and boutiques around town (shout-out to Prototype, Feathers and Headdress). I have also bought and worn quite a few impractical and/or hideous pieces. I get it, it's all relative.

March 24, 2014

Mixommelier of the Week - ME

I'm blowing the whistle on some alcohol fuckery, and I'm blowing it loud. Yes, I like to booze. Yes, I am drunk a lot, and, yes, I do know the value of a cocktail. Nothing makes me clench my buttcheeks harder or clutch my pocketbook tighter than a overpriced beverage. The mixology jig is up.

March 3, 2014

SXSW HARD NEWS - Hot or Not?

For all you super-serious types who want to talk about snare drums, songwriting and sound boards, I assure you, this is not the article for you. This piece is for the boners in the crowd.

February 17, 2014

Fitness Tip of the Week!

Fitness Tip of the Week!
I'm wearing my hottest Juanita Fonda thong leotard right now as I am typing this.

February 10, 2014

Coat and Tails: Shit-Squealer of the Week!

Holy shit this is the best gift ever, THE END. I’m sure we have all seen pet portraits but Coat and Tails, run by local Bryce Dishongh, really ups the anty. He specializes in hand-drawn portraits of dogs, cats - or really any animal – with graphite, charcoal or digital processes. His style is whimsical with a hint of regality. He says, “I draw dogs in human clothing mainly because I love the aesthetic of children’s book illustrations in which animals are clothed, but I also feel that pets are caught in this weird limbo between human and non-human worlds.

February 3, 2014

Hot Tamales of the Week!

To kick off the pick of the week series, I'm bringing you some loud, hot tamales to ease you into Monday. This is the kind of lady spice that will make you happily clench your butthole just enough to soften your afternoon commute, or, make your lunchtime PB&J taste like a porterhouse with sweet vagina brown butter on top.

The ladies of Las Navajas are my Hot Tamales of the Week!

January 24, 2014

New Website, New Series!

New website, new series! Welcome back, friends! It’s good to see all my old pals back for more. If you are new to Miss Austin, then I welcome you. As some of you know, I have a love affair with the locals of Austin. I’m into everyone - the punkers, the loud mouths, the city witches, the dumbies, the creatives (everyone), the musicians (everyone), the burnt orange crowd, even the northsiders (Ok, Round Rock, you can come party). I’m pretty much titty-bumping all of Austin.

Do512 - A Guide to Hot Wings in Austin

I WANT ALL THE WINGS. My pals over at Do512 have put together a bitchin' guide to all things hot wings, and it's pretty good...