March 30, 2011

MORE DEALBREAKERS

Guys, this is for you....
Do you honestly like and are attracted to babytalkers? If I were a dude, I would run far from babytalkers. Babytalkers require another level of attention and coddling. Have you noticed that most babytalkers' boyfriends are the guys who roll their eyes when said babytalker isn't looking and are constantly badmouthing her to their dudes. The nail in the coffin is you know that babytalker is wearing Uggs.

You know what is so incredibly disgusting? Girls who are constant gum chewers. They are so insecure about bad breath they chew gum while drinking a beer, smoking a cigarette, eating dinner, taking a shower, washing their face, during sex, and even while blowing you she has her neon green old gum jammed back in the corner of her cheek. No joke, I saw a porn where this girl was trying to look so sexy all the while chewing on gum in between moans. Oh, man that gave me the giggles.

Dealbreakers!

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