Dirty Pillow/Pillowcases.
Are you fucking kidding me with this yellow drool stained shit? I might vomit on the spot, let alone rest my mocha head on that. Dudes, I have a secret - take your lazy, stoned ass to Target and splurge $10 on a new goddamn pillow, dirty fuck. This makes me violent. Not only does Exhibit A have yellow pillows, but he also has a motel quality polyester bed spread. Jesus, why don't you just dump a bucket of STD's on my head? This is all very sad, but I'll tell you what, you're definitely not staying over at my place if you drool yellow. I will put a plastic bag over your head and kiss you goodnight.
Deal Breaker!
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