November 17, 2011

Get the Fuck Out of Downtown



Wait, what? Green Day is playing at the Red 7 tonight??! I am envisioning screaming old dudes (my age) with eyeliner on, running down 6th Street trying to get on their tour bus. Then Green Day jumping off their bus to be chased, all while doing high kicks and acrobatic jumps with their guitars in tow, making their way on to Town Lake with a mob. No.

You know, I have a scar on my nose and elbow from my friend in high school deciding to take a turn way too fast in the rain while blaring "Dookie". We hit a tree. She was an idiot and I've hated them ever since.

Get the fuck out of downtown.

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