An ass is a necessity to be a Hunk and Babe. If these two would've done a handful of squats leading up to SXSW, they would've made the cut.
Ok, let's face it, these broads will never be Babes. Rip out their voice boxes, shave their stupid hair, put them in unmatched clothes, give that middle gal a real straw instead of a penis straw, and we still won't have Babes. There should be only one bar where this kind of species can roam with one another, I think that bar is in Dallas.
Damn, McStud is right. He would've made the cut if his shirt didn't instantly remind me of that pink material that was circling the internet, you know, what McDonald's hamburgers are made of. Damn, McStud, so close.
1. If Practical Hippie wasn't wearing that knitted hat in 80 degree weather, she might've made the cut.
2. If Pachouli Hippie on the left didn't look and smell like a dumpster, he too might've had the honor.
3. Happy Hippie in the middle didn't make the cut because her dirty ass was walking around barefoot with her dress half off. I saw her tits and it wasn't pretty. And, tell your son to quit flicking your nipple, that was weird.
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