Miss Austin: Hunk of the Week!

I love old music videos, it's a shame they aren't what they used to be. Which old music video would you say speaks to you the most and why?

Stevie Ray Vaughn's Cold Shot. Really, all of Stevie Ray Vaughn's videos are hilarious.

Also, I love live footage videos from Cream and Deep Purple. I learned a lot of my shit from live footage videos.

Name: Gian Ortiz

Occupation: Musician/Waiter

Single? Yes

Age: 33

What is your deal breaker?

Matching outfits, ugly feet. Nagging, clingy women. Frumpiness and dumpiness.

No excessive lady hair, looks like Buckwheat in a headlock.

What is your deal maker?

Ladies in heels. Rock and roll from her music collection while having sex. Natural beauty, no cake face. Home cooked meals.

What do you love most about Austin?

It's not Houston. The night life. All the food. The strong, supportive music scene here.

Where do you like to hangout? So Miss Austin fans can stalk you...

East side bars - White Horse, Liberty. My bathroom is probably the best place to stalk me.

I love old music videos, it's a shame they aren't what they used to be. Which old music video would you say speaks to you the most and why?

Stevie Ray Vaughn's Cold Shot. Really, all of Stevie Ray Vaughn's videos are hilarious.

Also, I love live footage videos from Cream and Deep Purple. I learned a lot of my shit from live footage videos.

What was the first record/tape/cd you purchased with your own money?

Laid Back White Horse, or Deep Purple Made in Japan.

Who do feel most akin to? Bruce Springsteen? Groucho Marx? Juice Newton? Freddy Fender? Charo? John Wayne? Someone else?

Freddy Fender!

Do you have any tips in regards to dating for the single ladies and dudes out there?

Pull out.

Anything else we should know about you? Fetishes? Arrest record? Bastard children? Next show?

No fetishes. No comment on arrest record. I've loved women since I was in diapers. Iris Chacon is a Puerto Rican goddess.

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