I am boycotting the holidays next year. I'm going to a beach and not looking back. Uncle Tio gave me a Christmas to remember. During our family gift exchange Uncle Uncle presented me with a Ben Sherman box. Ok, usually men's wear, Uncle, but maybe it's some sort of unisex scarf or something. I'm going with it. I open the box and it's a white T-shirt with men's asses screen printed on it. I actually really like it, a bit creeped out by the thought behind it, but ok. Then he takes the cake and says, "You have to put it on."
"Ok"
"Wet."
Froze.
"What was that?"
He passes out.
I'm boycotting the holidays next year.
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