I love ballsy dudes. I love ballsy dudes who don't give a fuck. This has to be one of the best, and most ambiguous, pick-up lines I've ever heard. I was in line at Jo's on S. Congress when I heard this tall dude behind me whisper, with authority, "Make it percolate." Excuse me? I turned around, looked up and instantly got the giggles. I said to him, "Make what percolate?" Since I was in line at a coffee shop, I thought maybe he was asking me in a roundabout way to filter his coffee with my panties. He looked down at me and said, "Make me percolate." Wait...what?! I am so confused at this point. I have no idea if this guy is hitting on me, asking me where to get a good coffee pot, or asking me to dance. Whatever he meant, he did make me laugh and was very sweet, he also bought me my coffee. I didn't give him my information but I did tell him about Miss Austin, I hope he reads this. Keep using that shit, Percolator, you're on the right path. Some bitch will get what you're saying, I just don't think it was me.
Wait, is this what he meant? Did I just make it percolate? Shit is weird.
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ReplyDeletei'm gonna grind yo beans real good and fast and then i'm gonna french press the shit outta ya all night long.... or at least till you latte!?!!
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