If you're an adult, specifically a woman, and form sentences like a 13-year old using words like "tight","dope" or "hype", this is for you. I met a gal the other day and she kept saying stupid shit like, "Oh man, how dope was that show? I couldn't help but get hype!" and "You were there? Ohhh, that shit was tight!" I wish there was a record of my facial expression. It was as if someone squeezed a lemon wedge in my eye, jammed the seeds in the corners, then made me stare at the sun. I couldn't hide it. The funny thing was I don't think she got it, she was too busy making exaggerated hand gestures.
I think the "That shit is tight!" girl goes hand-in-hand with zany girls. We all know zany girls will die alone because they are too annoying for anyone to spend more than one night with them.
DEALBREAKER!
Brains, Boobs and a Loud Mouth!
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