DEALBREAKER

This has to be one of the few things that can instantly induce a forceful gag reflex. Long, yellowish natural fingernails give me that stomach churn that can only be remedied with a shot of tequila, a blind fold and strong nail clippers. Let me clarify, long acrylic nails are just as hideous, but for some reason don't seem as unsanitary as above, they're just a red flag for poor taste.

Oh, fuck. Now, I know we can't always afford to go to the nail salon to get our feet scrubbed and shaped (although, I'm a firm believer in budgeting that $40 a month to get your shit right), but what the fuck? And, you can't even abort your love of the flop in favor of a covered option, like a sneaker? I have an idea, how about you not let everyone in town know you're are a trash can by parading around with your disease stumps. Just take the nail polish off and put a soap bar to these things. Yuck.

Dealbreaker!