April 28, 2011

Disclaimer Boyfriends

Oh, these types of guys are the worst. Cringe. Disclaimer boyfriends are the guys you have to constantly warn your friends and family prior to hanging out because he has some strange tick about him, or he is one of those people who thinks they are really funny, but aren't, or he is completely devoid of personality but you continue to hang out with him because he has a large penis or simply just out of boredom. I think the worst disclaimer boyfriend is like the dude above (either one). Ugh, he's zany. Zany guys give you that unpleasant twinge down below, the feeling of a dry vagina. These two zanies synced their "funny" dancing skills on the dance floor to the sounds of Usher. Gross.

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