I have a soft spot for super tall, aloof Joey Ramone look-a-likes. I saw this waiter and left him a generous tip just for being him. By generous tip, I mean I left him a note on my bill that said he should wait on tables wearing a motorcycle jacket and 90's circular sunglasses, he would make way more money. Clearly he thinks I'm crazy. But, notice all his female co-workers fawning over him, they get it. You know he has felt up every single one of those ladies in the back cooler. Good for Joey Ramone. Listen up dude, if you follow my tip, I might make you Hunk of the Week.
P.S. I'm not a complete asshole, I did leave him money too. C'mon.
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