What dipshit made up that saying, "liquor before beer, you're in the clear" and "beer for liquor, you'll never be sicker?" That is the stupidest shit I have ever heard. The drinking motto for anyone who has a pulse should be, "Drink More." Don't be a pussy. Mix all of it up. Tonight I had vodka, tequila, beer and a glass of wine as a nightcap, and you know what, tomorrow I will wake up, go running, then go eat pancakes. What are you scared of? I think we all got brainwashed in high school to be careful mixing your shit. What a waste.
Drink more. Do it.
Don't be surprised if this posting is deleted in the morning, I'm drunk.
Brains, Boobs and a Loud Mouth!
You're gonna mix running and pancakes!?!?! Are you crazy???
ReplyDeletehahahaaha...no pancakes, but I did run AND lift weights then ate a chorizo and egg taco from Torchy's. !Delicioso!
ReplyDeleteI'll feel like a million bucks after I vomit.
I like it. Keep it up.
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